On the occasion of earning my 88th follower, I hereby dub all of you my "Crazy 88". You may expect to receive your black business suits, masks, and cheaply-made katanas shortly...

I do expect them to be returned when I get my 89th follower, however. The "Crazy 89" just doesn't have the same ring to it. And please try repair any sword gashes and get the bloodstains off them before you do.